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Share your Personal Experiance ~

懸賞金額: 50 金幣

Reply this post with your Personal Experiance (anything you think is FUNNY) on here with others.

 

The best ones may be brought to the 7/8/09 Moni 1 year aniversary party to share (entertain = =!!!) with all of us.

 

Anyone who shares will get $50 Moni points as reward.

 

and the ones that are picked on the Aniversary day will be rewarded $150 Moni Points.

 

 

Thanks for the particiaption!

 

 懸賞 ends on 7/5/2009


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Days ago I heard my co-worker screaming "Ohhhhhh it so fucking cold!!!! The water is freezing cold!!" while he was taking a piss, after that he explained to me that’s because his dick’s too long.
Days ago I heard my co-worker screaming "Ohhhhhh it so fucking cold!!!! The water is freezing cold!!" while he was taking a piss, after that he explained to me that’s because his dick’s too long.
走遍天下路
so it was new yrs eve, my best friend (A) and i reunited cuz of winter break and we went to a party at my bro's pad, A called up his homie B and B brought his wife C, (cuz i didnt want to bring 2 guys with me to the party,so thats the rule), B and C are 19 and they are married. (They are meixicans, not to be stereotype, but thats kinda whyyyy. so yea, and we were drancin the nite and i blacked out, i really light weight and yea, i blacked out, the next thing i kno is i woke up freezin to death under a pool table in A's house cuz i had nothin but a freakin pooll table cover on my top and B and C were sleepin next to me. I was freezzin and sore, and i see bruises on my head, face and kneeees. So i was lik, what happened last nite?? i must did somethin stupid again, fml, as i walked by the livin room i saw a guy and a gurl sleepin on the couch and they werent even wit me last nite, i didnt care much so i called my homeboy and he came to picked me up drop me off at home, it was 7 am, so i took a nice shower went to bed, about 5mins after A called me. "where the fuk is my dog E?" LET ME BE E "wtf are you talkin about man?" "WHERE THE FUCK is my dog, you left my gate open and gus is gone, gus is his dog btw and i love him more than gurls." "so i was lik, are you fukin wit me man" " fuck no man, get fuk out here rite now,i will kill you you mother fucker A cried, so i got up, felt so panic and guilty, i drove to his neighborhood, i saw some fire trucks da stuff blocked the neighborhood, i almost cried, " fuck fuck fuck fuck, it must be gus, gus is dead, fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" so i finaly got to his place and i saw gus, the dog, stands rite next to the gate stares at me lik an innocent child, we had a moment for about 2mins....then blah blah blah blah.. so i asked A what happended to me last nite and A told me i hitted my head to the ground more than 10 times and i went to local Denny's refused to pay, flirt wit C whileB is rite next to her, and the couple i saw on the couch, they told me i went to the bathroom at nite then i started to sleep with that random gurl till his boyfriend wake up move me back under the poolll table and there are so many other stupid things happended. some are quiet funny , some are really embrassin,,... at the same day, everywhere i went , i encountered ppl who saw me on new yrs eve, they were just laughed and told me i had a blast, and i had never been to Denny's since then.... sry if i used f word too much just try to keep it real and i tried to cut it short but there are many i havent mention yet, so .. at least give me 50
I hated every minute of training," but i said dont quit !" suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion. -M.A
that's a really long one... I will reward everyone posted here by 7/5/09
okay, i just hit my car to my garage door... almost destroyed it.. and i certeainly care both of them.. fml!!!
I hated every minute of training," but i said dont quit !" suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion. -M.A
last week i was lazy to go to work so i called in sick.  but it happened the same day something went wrong with the office's servers so i had to support them on the cell phone.  so i ended up working at home and wasted my sick day.
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